Men have sex with the strangest objects! Which is the real craziest men here

SEX WITH BENCH
In Hong Kong, a man had to be cut free by emergency services when he got stuck having sex … with a park bench. The 41-year-old had been wandering around a park late at night before jumping onto the bench in what he thought would be a funny prank. Police found the randy culprit face down on the bench and had to remove the whole apparatus and take him to the hospital, the bench still attached. After four hours the man was finally freed.

SEX WITH A DOOR
This year, a 57-year-old man was arrested Monday for allegedly rubbing his sex organ against the door of a business in Lantana, Fla. The arresting officer confronted the suspect and asked him if he had recently explosed his private parts, to which, the man allegedly said, “Yes, I have a mental problem.”

He was subsequently taken to the Palm Beach County Jail, then released two hours later.

SEX WITH A BICYCLE
POLICE in Sweden are investigating a man who was caught having sex with a bicycle.The man was caught on cctv after the bike’s owner was looking to catch out whoever had been slashing his tyres. He certainly wasn’t expecting the scenes he uncovered.

SEX WITH PAVEMENT
A teenager from Galashiels was arrested when he was caught performing sex act on a public pavement. The incident occurred in 2007, with the Scots teen reportedly trying to bonk the pavement after neighbours insisted that he return to his home. This bizarre event came after the man had reportedly downed half a bottle of vodka while still on medication.

SEX WITH GARDEN TABLE
Police had to be called in 2008 when reports of a man having sex with a garden table were submitted to them. A neighbour reported that Art Price Jr, from Ohio in the US, lifted a round metal table and proceeded to perform a sex act on it, in broad daylight. Price Jr was arrested and faced charges for public indecency.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said at the time: “He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.”

SEX WITH LAMP POST
In 2008, a man was arrested in Wiltshire for simulating a sexual act with a lamp-post. The man in question was caught outside a block of flats where a number of young, single women were known to live. The police were called in and arrested the man, stopping him as quickly as possible.

SEX WITH A HOOVER
A Polish worker was caught having “relations” with a Henry the Hoover. The man, who was helping with construction at London’s Great Ormond Street hospital, was found to be in the throws of a weird private moment with the vaccum when staff walked in. In his defence, the worker said he was drying his underwear and claimed it was a common practice in his homeland.

SEX WITH FENCE
Being drunk isn’t an excuse for breaking the law, as this criminal found out. A man was charged after he made “sexual motions” towards railings in London’s Leicester Square Gardens. The culprit was reportedly intoxicated when cops stopped to question him. He proceeded to blame the police forces for bullying him when he was caught.

SEX WITH INFLATABLE WATER RAFT
Taking an inflatable raft out of the water generally makes it useless. Not for Edwin Charles Tobergta of Cincinatti in the US. He was caught down an alleyway with the inflatable and arrested for what officers described as sexual activity with the object.

The police report said: “Defendant advised officers that he was doing it but only because he has a problem and that he needs help and please don’t send him to prison but send him somewhere to get help.”

SEX WITH TOMATO SAUSE JAR
In Australia, a man led police on a high speed car chase after he was caught at the side of the road having sex with a jar of tomato sauce.
Following the chase, police drew their weapons thinking that the man might be armed, only to find him sitting in the driver’s seat with his genitals in the jar. The cops searched the vehicle and found pornography, women’s stockings and a home-made sex aid.

SEX WITH STEEL PIPE
There can’t be many excuses that can be used with this one. A 40-year-old man was caught romping with a steel pipe when he had to call the emergency services. He was taken to hospital but blood flow meant the doctors couldn’t do anything, instead relying on firefighters spending thirty minutes using a metal grinder in order to remove the man’s penis from the pipe.

SEX WITH STREET SIGNS
In 2007, a man was arrested after he was caught in a garden wearing women’s pantyhose and holding a camcorder. When he was taken in by police, they found hours of footage that showed the man being sexually active with a number of public street signs. The footage, which dated back two years, was used in a court case against him as he was charged with indecent exposure.

 

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